{"id":351,"date":"2008-09-15T16:16:30","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T20:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/09\/15\/caffeinated-verse\/"},"modified":"2011-09-28T15:12:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T19:12:25","slug":"caffeinated-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/09\/15\/caffeinated-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Caffeinated Verse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for <a href=\"http:\/\/bostonherald.com\/blogs\/lifestyle\/fork_lift\/?p=6081\">National Coffee Day!<\/a> (September 29)<\/p>\n<p>Caffeinated Verse (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve rarely been tempted by tea,<br \/>\nAnd coffee does nothing for me.<br \/>\nCappuccino,\u00a0 however &#8212;<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t miss it.\u00a0 Not ever!<br \/>\nAddicted? Heck no!\u00a0 I&#8217;ll take three.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the same sentiment in its concise haiku version. (I prefer it in limerick form.)<\/p>\n<p>I never drink tea.<br \/>\nHot coffee?  No, not for me.<br \/>\nCapuccino? Oui!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>(Updated with National Coffee Day info and new haiku)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for National Coffee Day! (September 29) Caffeinated Verse (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;ve rarely been tempted by tea, And coffee does nothing for me. Cappuccino,\u00a0 however &#8212; Can&#8217;t miss it.\u00a0 Not ever! Addicted? Heck no!\u00a0 I&#8217;ll take three. ***** Here&#8217;s the same sentiment in its concise haiku version. (I prefer it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126,49,41,42,22],"tags":[548,546,547,545,2095,544],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","tag-addiction-poem","tag-caffeine-humor","tag-cappuccino-limerick","tag-coffee-verse","tag-september-holidays","tag-tea-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9317,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions\/9317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}