{"id":35,"date":"2006-09-21T16:36:54","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T20:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/21\/ode-to-spinach-limerick\/"},"modified":"2009-06-11T23:37:14","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T03:37:14","slug":"ode-to-spinach-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/21\/ode-to-spinach-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Spinach (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been fond of fresh <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/foodborne\/ecolispinach\/current.htm\">spinach,<\/a><br \/>\nOr cooked.  Just the thought makes my throat twitch.<br \/>\nHow odd and ironic<br \/>\nThat Popeye&#8217;s green tonic<br \/>\nCan kill. Even health nuts can&#8217;t win. Rich!<\/p>\n<p>And speaking about spinach, be sure to visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spinachworld.net\/\">Spinach World,<\/a> whose motto is: &#8220;World domination through leafy greens.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been fond of fresh spinach, Or cooked. Just the thought makes my throat twitch. How odd and ironic That Popeye&#8217;s green tonic Can kill. Even health nuts can&#8217;t win. Rich! And speaking about spinach, be sure to visit Spinach World, whose motto is: &#8220;World domination through leafy greens.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,23,42],"tags":[415,412,4921,414,413],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":695,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}