{"id":34976,"date":"2015-11-13T17:29:02","date_gmt":"2015-11-13T21:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34976"},"modified":"2015-11-13T17:29:02","modified_gmt":"2015-11-13T21:29:02","slug":"rumor-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/11\/13\/rumor-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Tell Anybody, But&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard a little rumor<br \/>\nThat it&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.crazycelebrations.blogspot.com\/2015\/11\/november-13-2015.html\">Start A Rumor Day<\/a>&#8221;<br \/>\nFrom some scuttlebutting boomer.<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s hold gossiping at bay.<\/p>\n<p>Pretend I did not tell you<br \/>\nOf this holiday, absurd.<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t let my news impel you<br \/>\nTo repeat it. Not a word!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard a little rumor That it&#8217;s &#8220;Start A Rumor Day&#8221; From some scuttlebutting boomer. Let&#8217;s hold gossiping at bay. Pretend I did not tell you Of this holiday, absurd. Please don&#8217;t let my news impel you To repeat it. Not a word!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1524],"tags":[2093,5012,4626,3272,4625],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34976"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34976"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34987,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34976\/revisions\/34987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}