{"id":34951,"date":"2015-11-12T14:02:14","date_gmt":"2015-11-12T18:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34951"},"modified":"2015-11-12T14:04:15","modified_gmt":"2015-11-12T18:04:15","slug":"wedding-invitation-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/11\/12\/wedding-invitation-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Wedding Invitation Quatrain, By Special Request"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A reader asked me for a wedding invitation verse that delivered a certain message.  Here&#8217;s the quatrain I came up with:<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re set to get married.<br \/>\nOur honeymoon&#8217;s soon<br \/>\nAnd its cost has us harried.<br \/>\nSo cash gifts?  A boon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A reader asked me for a wedding invitation verse that delivered a certain message. Here&#8217;s the quatrain I came up with: We&#8217;re set to get married. Our honeymoon&#8217;s soon And its cost has us harried. So cash gifts? A boon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,2,8],"tags":[4902,198,912,4623,4622],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34951"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34951"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34958,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34951\/revisions\/34958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}