{"id":34910,"date":"2015-11-29T00:37:43","date_gmt":"2015-11-29T04:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34910"},"modified":"2015-11-29T00:46:19","modified_gmt":"2015-11-29T04:46:19","slug":"limerick-off-flake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/11\/29\/limerick-off-flake\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick-Off Monday \u2013 Rhyme Word: FLAKE at the end of Line 1 or 2 or 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick using FLAKE<\/strong> at the end of Line 1 or Line 2 or Line 5. (Homonyms or homophones are fine.)<\/p>\n

The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner December 13th<\/strong>, right before I post the next Limerick-Off. So that gives you two full weeks<\/strong> to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday, December 12, at 10:00 p.m.<\/strong> (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s my limerick: <\/p>\n

\nA gal who was rather a flake
\nAlways screwed up whatever she’d bake,
\nAnd whenever she’d try
\nTo feed someone her pie,
\nTheir response would be, “This takes the cake.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same rhyme word and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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