{"id":34901,"date":"2015-11-14T23:01:02","date_gmt":"2015-11-15T03:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34901"},"modified":"2015-11-14T23:13:20","modified_gmt":"2015-11-15T03:13:20","slug":"limerick-of-the-week-239","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/11\/14\/limerick-of-the-week-239\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick of the Week (239)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Congratulations to JON GEARHART, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse:<\/p>\n

Your mama\u2019s the sexual type.
\nShe likes to go hunting for SNIPE
\nAnd she thinks SNIPE is PENIS.
\n(SEX DAILY between us
\nIs more than DYSLEXIA hype!)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Brian Allgar, Tim James, David Reddekopp, Robert Schechter<\/a>, and Konrad Schwoerke. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:<\/p>\n

Brian Allgar:<\/p>\n

Every day she would snivel and snipe:
\n\u201cMust you smoke that unspeakable tripe?\u201d
\nSo he smoked the old bag,
\nGot a new tin of shag,
\nAnd contentedly puffed on his pipe.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tim James:<\/p>\n

I\u2019m so jealous I can\u2019t even snipe.
\nHis gal Friday, according to hype,
\nWith her hands, mouth, and *that*
\nLaid the fellow out flat;
\nWith her toes she\u2019d concurrently type.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

David Reddekopp:<\/p>\n

Amazed at the size of my pipe,
\nMy girlfriend would snicker and snipe:
\n\u201cNow that you have revealed it
\nI ask, can you wield it?
\nLet\u2019s hope it lives up to the hype.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Robert Schechter: <\/p>\n

The Donald is nothing but hype,
\nA blowhard. We all know the type.
\nHe boasts and he struts
\nBut he’s simply a putz
\nWho has mastered the Art of the Snipe.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Konrad Schwoerke:<\/p>\n

Though I swear I do not mean to snipe,
\nThere are rules for those times that we Skype.
\nNo one wants to see ass
\nIn the bathroom \u2014 it’s crass\u2014
\nAnd, for God’s sake, don’t stand there and wipe!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.<\/p>\n

In the next couple of minutes I\u2019ll be posting a new Limerick-Off<\/a>, which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to JON GEARHART, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: Your mama\u2019s the sexual type. She likes to go hunting for SNIPE And she thinks SNIPE is PENIS. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[62,104,84,3270,1192,1983,65,42,103],"tags":[4003,4525,3727,2538,5009,5018,2537,3167,487,523],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34901"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34901"}],"version-history":[{"count":62,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35018,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34901\/revisions\/35018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}