{"id":34826,"date":"2015-11-03T18:57:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-03T22:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34826"},"modified":"2015-11-03T19:01:36","modified_gmt":"2015-11-03T23:01:36","slug":"twitter-hearts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/11\/03\/twitter-hearts\/","title":{"rendered":"Few Seem To Heart Twitter&#8217;s New Hearts (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I signed onto Twitter today,<br \/>\nI found to my shock and dismay<br \/>\nThat favs are now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2015\/11\/03\/i_dont_want_to_heart_your_tweet_twitters_dumb_new_fix_gets_zero_stars\/\">hearts<\/a>.<br \/>\nHence poisonous darts<br \/>\nAre turning its management gray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I signed onto Twitter today, I found to my shock and dismay That favs are now hearts. Hence poisonous darts Are turning its management gray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1831,237],"tags":[4393,1179,234],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34826"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34826"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34834,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34826\/revisions\/34834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}