{"id":34806,"date":"2015-11-01T17:15:31","date_gmt":"2015-11-01T21:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34806"},"modified":"2015-11-03T14:01:45","modified_gmt":"2015-11-03T18:01:45","slug":"aging-halloween-candy-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/11\/01\/aging-halloween-candy-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"What Have They Done To My Treats?  (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween week I sampled some candy,<br \/>\nBut stuff that I used to find dandy<br \/>\nMade me cringe with distaste.<br \/>\nHas aging laid waste<br \/>\nTo my taste buds? I&#8217;d rather drink brandy.<\/p>\n<p>Have the folks who make chocolate treats<br \/>\nAltered recipes, cheapened these sweets<br \/>\nTill they taste like debris?<br \/>\nIs it them? Is it me?<br \/>\nEither way, here come healthier eats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween week I sampled some candy, But stuff that I used to find dandy Made me cringe with distaste. Has aging laid waste To my taste buds? I&#8217;d rather drink brandy. Have the folks who make chocolate treats Altered recipes, cheapened these sweets Till they taste like debris? Is it them? Is it me? Either [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,41,23,122,33,42],"tags":[1925,2339,2340,328,2997,1691,200,2094,4615,4614],"class_list":["post-34806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging-humor","category-food-drink-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","tag-aging-humor-verse","tag-candy-humor","tag-chocolate-poem","tag-food-verse","tag-halloween-humor","tag-health-medical-humor","tag-health-limerick","tag-october-holidays","tag-sugar-humor","tag-trick-or-treat-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34806"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34824,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34806\/revisions\/34824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}