{"id":34719,"date":"2015-10-29T14:44:50","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T18:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34719"},"modified":"2015-10-29T14:44:50","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T18:44:50","slug":"national-cat-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/29\/national-cat-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Felonious Feline (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.punchbowl.com\/holidays\/national-cat-day\">National Cat Day<\/a>  (Oct 29):  <\/p>\n<p>Dear cat, you can&#8217;t dupe me with purr-bull,<br \/>\nAnd you don&#8217;t deserve anything herbal.<br \/>\nNo treats and no pity,<br \/>\nFelonious kitty!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve proof that you&#8217;ve eaten my gerbil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for National Cat Day (Oct 29): Dear cat, you can&#8217;t dupe me with purr-bull, And you don&#8217;t deserve anything herbal. No treats and no pity, Felonious kitty! I&#8217;ve proof that you&#8217;ve eaten my gerbil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,1524],"tags":[2797,4611,969,1035,4612,3888,2094,5012,658],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34719"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34719"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34725,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34719\/revisions\/34725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}