{"id":34695,"date":"2015-10-27T16:32:21","date_gmt":"2015-10-27T20:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34695"},"modified":"2015-10-27T16:32:21","modified_gmt":"2015-10-27T20:32:21","slug":"potato-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/27\/potato-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Just In Time For &#8220;National Potato Day&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/foodimentary.com\/2015\/10\/27\/october-27th-is-national-potato-day\/\">National Potato Day<\/a>!  (October 27)<\/p>\n<p>A woman with terrible taste<br \/>\nCooked potatoes that tasted like paste.<br \/>\n&#8220;I just can&#8217;t choke them down,&#8221;<br \/>\nGrowled her spouse with a frown.<br \/>\n&#8220;Now I know where the Elmer&#8217;s misplaced.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Potato Day! (October 27) A woman with terrible taste Cooked potatoes that tasted like paste. &#8220;I just can&#8217;t choke them down,&#8221; Growled her spouse with a frown. &#8220;Now I know where the Elmer&#8217;s misplaced.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[3613,4044,2094,5012,4609],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34695"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34695"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34704,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34695\/revisions\/34704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}