{"id":34639,"date":"2015-10-22T17:02:03","date_gmt":"2015-10-22T21:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34639"},"modified":"2015-10-22T17:02:03","modified_gmt":"2015-10-22T21:02:03","slug":"mistaking-okra-for-marijuana-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/22\/mistaking-okra-for-marijuana-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Enforcer Madness  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the Day: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/wonkblog\/wp\/2014\/10\/06\/heavily-armed-drug-cops-raid-retirees-garden-seize-okra-plants\/\">&#8220;Heavily armed drug cops raid retiree\u2019s garden, seize okra plants.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re targeting reefer in mass,<br \/>\nKeep in mind: It&#8217;s best NOT to harass<br \/>\nThose with innocent crops.<br \/>\nSo be well-informed cops.<br \/>\nLearn the dif between okra and grass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the Day: &#8220;Heavily armed drug cops raid retiree\u2019s garden, seize okra plants.&#8221; If you&#8217;re targeting reefer in mass, Keep in mind: It&#8217;s best NOT to harass Those with innocent crops. So be well-informed cops. Learn the dif between okra and grass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,41,42],"tags":[4608,1599,4607,412,702,2004,2009,1598,4606,4266],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34639"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34639"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34647,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34639\/revisions\/34647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}