{"id":34627,"date":"2015-10-20T18:17:36","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T22:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34627"},"modified":"2015-10-20T18:17:36","modified_gmt":"2015-10-20T22:17:36","slug":"sex-with-tractor-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/20\/sex-with-tractor-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Is There Anything Men Won&#8217;t Have Sex With?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something that just doesn&#8217;t track:<br \/>\nHaving <a href=\"http:\/\/ezkool.com\/2015\/10\/man-arrested-charged-with-having-sex-with-a-tractor\/\">sex with a tractor<\/a> is whack!<br \/>\nBut a Brit was arrested.<br \/>\nHis crime?  He molested<br \/>\nDeere rears, which must now watch their back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something that just doesn&#8217;t track: Having sex with a tractor is whack! But a Brit was arrested. His crime? He molested Deere rears, which must now watch their back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2413,49,48,10,42],"tags":[2411,3381,4603,1537,2786,4602],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34627"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34627"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34633,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34627\/revisions\/34633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}