{"id":34579,"date":"2015-10-16T14:01:43","date_gmt":"2015-10-16T18:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34579"},"modified":"2015-10-16T14:01:43","modified_gmt":"2015-10-16T18:01:43","slug":"dictionary-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/16\/dictionary-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dictionary Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-dictionary-day-october-16\/\">National Dictionary Day,<\/a>  created in honor of Noah Webster\u2019s birthday.<\/p>\n<p>I attempt to learn new words each day\u2013<br \/>\nAt least one, sometimes two, but they stray;<br \/>\nSeems as new words are learned,<br \/>\nThe old ones are spurned:<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re evicted!&#8221; those brain-hoggers bray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s National Dictionary Day, created in honor of Noah Webster\u2019s birthday. I attempt to learn new words each day\u2013 At least one, sometimes two, but they stray; Seems as new words are learned, The old ones are spurned: &#8220;You&#8217;re evicted!&#8221; those brain-hoggers bray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[940,53,42,108,1524],"tags":[1925,617,4601,4942,4975,3878,2094,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34579"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34579"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34585,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34579\/revisions\/34585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}