{"id":345,"date":"2016-02-07T23:16:05","date_gmt":"2016-02-08T03:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=345"},"modified":"2016-02-07T23:16:05","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T03:16:05","slug":"ballet-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/02\/07\/ballet-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Would-Be Ballerina (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dates.abouttravelingtheworld.com\/special-holidays\/ballet-day\/\">Ballet Day<\/a> (Feb. 7):<\/p>\n<p>Please forget the ballet! There&#8217;s no place<br \/>\nOn the stage for a gal lacking grace.<br \/>\nAll your leaps and pli\u00e9s<br \/>\nAre debasing displays.<br \/>\nSo shoo!  You&#8217;re a huge waste of space!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for Ballet Day (Feb. 7): Please forget the ballet! There&#8217;s no place On the stage for a gal lacking grace. All your leaps and pli\u00e9s Are debasing displays. So shoo! You&#8217;re a huge waste of space!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[839,5,1524],"tags":[4705,3960,4997,2091,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36242,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions\/36242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}