{"id":34491,"date":"2015-10-09T17:38:39","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T21:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34491"},"modified":"2015-10-09T17:38:39","modified_gmt":"2015-10-09T21:38:39","slug":"egg-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/09\/egg-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To &#8220;World Egg Day&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepoultrysite.com\/poultrynews\/35944\/happy-world-egg-day\/\">World Egg Day<\/a>!  (October 9)<\/p>\n<p>On &#8220;World Egg Day&#8221; a Facebooker begs:<br \/>\n&#8220;Kindly stop cracking wise about eggs.&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll concede we&#8217;ve been laying<br \/>\nSome eggs, but quit braying;<br \/>\nWe aren&#8217;t yet down to the dregs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy World Egg Day! (October 9) On &#8220;World Egg Day&#8221; a Facebooker begs: &#8220;Kindly stop cracking wise about eggs.&#8221; I&#8217;ll concede we&#8217;ve been laying Some eggs, but quit braying; We aren&#8217;t yet down to the dregs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4599,412,328,2094,5012,4598],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34491"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34491"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34496,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34491\/revisions\/34496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}