{"id":34475,"date":"2015-10-07T16:50:48","date_gmt":"2015-10-07T20:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34475"},"modified":"2015-10-07T16:50:48","modified_gmt":"2015-10-07T20:50:48","slug":"bathtub-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/07\/bathtub-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Showering Bathtubs With Praise  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.gocomics.com\/2015\/10\/grab-your-rubber-duckies.html?utm_source=twitter&#038;utm_medium=socialmarketing&#038;utm_content=grabyourrubberduckies-blog&#038;utm_campaign=social\">Bathtub Day!<\/a> (October 7)<\/p>\n<p>When it&#8217;s time to get clean, we can choose<br \/>\nEither shower or bathtub \u2014 I&#8217;ll use<br \/>\nA hot shower each time<br \/>\nCuz I hate soapy slime,<br \/>\nAnd in tubs the slime clings like tattoos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Bathtub Day! (October 7) When it&#8217;s time to get clean, we can choose Either shower or bathtub \u2014 I&#8217;ll use A hot shower each time Cuz I hate soapy slime, And in tubs the slime clings like tattoos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524],"tags":[4593,4595,4596,2161,2094,5012,824,4594],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34475"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34475"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34484,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34475\/revisions\/34484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}