{"id":34446,"date":"2015-10-05T16:13:45","date_gmt":"2015-10-05T20:13:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34446"},"modified":"2015-10-05T16:13:45","modified_gmt":"2015-10-05T20:13:45","slug":"facebook-notifications-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/10\/05\/facebook-notifications-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Facebook Messing With Me?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Facebook, I&#8217;m tired of clicking<br \/>\nOn comments friends post, that ain&#8217;t sticking.<br \/>\nFix your database please;<br \/>\nStop your comment-list &#8220;tease.&#8221;<br \/>\nPiss off users? Your stats take a licking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Facebook, I&#8217;m tired of clicking On comments friends post, that ain&#8217;t sticking. Fix your database please; Stop your comment-list &#8220;tease.&#8221; Piss off users? Your stats take a licking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[757,42,1831],"tags":[4995,4393,1179],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34446"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34446"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34450,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34446\/revisions\/34450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}