During Facebook’s outage today, I was reduced to posting this limerick on Twitter:<\/p>\n
#Facebookdown so I’ve come here 2 Tweet
\n& nobody takes a backseat
\n2 my posting addiction,
\nA dreadful affliction.
\nMy FB surrender’s complete.<\/p>\n
(“2” instead of “to,” “FB” instead of “Facebook,” and “&” instead of “and” all done in order to comply with Twitter’s 140-character limit.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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