{"id":34285,"date":"2015-09-24T20:22:12","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T00:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34285"},"modified":"2015-09-24T20:22:12","modified_gmt":"2015-09-25T00:22:12","slug":"iphone-robot-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/09\/24\/iphone-robot-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Technology Saves The Day? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

So what should a pragmatist do,
\nWho’s reluctant to stand in a queue
\nWhen the new iPhone 6
\nIs on sale? Easy fix:
\nSend a robot to buy one for you.<\/p>\n

(Inspired by this news item about a woman who sent a “telepresence robot” to wait on a Sidney, Australia Apple store line and buy her an iPhone 6s.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So what should a pragmatist do, Who’s reluctant to stand in a queue When the new iPhone 6 Is on sale? Easy fix: Send a robot to buy one for you. (Inspired by this news item about a woman who sent a “telepresence robot” to wait on a Sidney, Australia Apple store line and buy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,3,119],"tags":[2109,1707,1211,4903,532,4981],"class_list":["post-34285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-technology-humor","category-telephone-humor","tag-cell-phones","tag-electronic-equipment","tag-iphone","tag-technology-humor","tag-technology-limerick","tag-telephone-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34285"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34304,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34285\/revisions\/34304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}