{"id":34254,"date":"2015-09-23T15:23:10","date_gmt":"2015-09-23T19:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34254"},"modified":"2015-09-23T15:23:10","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T19:23:10","slug":"full-bladder-lies-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/09\/23\/full-bladder-lies-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"This Limerick&#8217;s No Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A title like this cries out for a limerick: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/article\/dn28199-the-lies-we-tell-are-more-convincing-when-we-need-to-pee\/\">&#8220;The lies we tell are more convincing when we need to pee.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a lesson from science \u2015 the key<br \/>\nTo a credible lie-telling spree:<br \/>\nA bladder that&#8217;s full<br \/>\nLeads to plausible bull.<br \/>\nDo your lying when desp&#8217;rate to pee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A title like this cries out for a limerick: &#8220;The lies we tell are more convincing when we need to pee.&#8221; Here&#8217;s a lesson from science \u2015 the key To a credible lie-telling spree: A bladder that&#8217;s full Leads to plausible bull. Do your lying when desp&#8217;rate to pee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2017,42,44],"tags":[472,4588,1612,5019,1725,4936,1724,2985,1025,4589],"class_list":["post-34254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-honesty-humor","category-limericks","category-science-humor","tag-bladder","tag-bladder-humor","tag-dishonesty","tag-honesty-humor","tag-lies","tag-science-humor","tag-science-limerick","tag-scientific-research","tag-scientific-studies","tag-urination"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34254"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34263,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34254\/revisions\/34263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}