{"id":34167,"date":"2015-09-15T16:40:58","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T20:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=34167"},"modified":"2015-09-15T16:43:21","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T20:43:21","slug":"animal-rights-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/09\/15\/animal-rights-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ducking Controversy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sex with a duck&#8221; is bound to come up when the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/09\/12\/limerick-off-duck\/\">Limerick-Off rhyme word is &#8220;duck.&#8221;<\/a> But I certainly didn&#8217;t expect a Facebook limerick argument over duck sex and animal rights. <\/p>\n<p>Here was my light-hearted response to the dueling limerick writers:<\/p>\n<p>I think sex with a duck would be foolish,<br \/>\nWhile sex with foie gras would be ghoulish.<br \/>\nWith your species, please stick.<br \/>\nAll else would be sick.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m strict about that, even mulish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sex with a duck&#8221; is bound to come up when the Limerick-Off rhyme word is &#8220;duck.&#8221; But I certainly didn&#8217;t expect a Facebook limerick argument over duck sex and animal rights. Here was my light-hearted response to the dueling limerick writers: I think sex with a duck would be foolish, While sex with foie gras [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42],"tags":[2797,4584,689],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34167"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34167"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34183,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34167\/revisions\/34183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}