{"id":33982,"date":"2015-08-30T18:20:02","date_gmt":"2015-08-30T22:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33982"},"modified":"2015-08-30T18:20:02","modified_gmt":"2015-08-30T22:20:02","slug":"stupid-criminal-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/30\/stupid-criminal-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To A Stupid Criminal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My limerick was inspired by this news story: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/crime\/florida-ex-con-cops-fake-turns-warrant-article-1.2333981\">&#8220;Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant.&#8221;<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>If you give a fake name to a cop<br \/>\nTo disguise your ex-con-ness, don&#8217;t swap<br \/>\nYour bad name for another<br \/>\nFelonious brother&#8230;<br \/>\nElse you&#8217;re headed for prison &#8212; chop-chop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My limerick was inspired by this news story: &#8220;Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant.&#8221; If you give a fake name to a cop To disguise your ex-con-ness, don&#8217;t swap Your bad name for another Felonious brother&#8230; Else you&#8217;re headed for prison &#8212; chop-chop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,10,42],"tags":[349,3381],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33982"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33982"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33992,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33982\/revisions\/33992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}