{"id":33974,"date":"2015-08-30T17:53:13","date_gmt":"2015-08-30T21:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33974"},"modified":"2015-08-30T17:53:13","modified_gmt":"2015-08-30T21:53:13","slug":"eat-outside-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/30\/eat-outside-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Limerick To Help You Celebrate &#8220;Eat Outside  Day&#8221;  (August 31)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself!  Tomorrow, August 31, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.punchbowl.com\/holidays\/eat-outside-day\">Eat Outside Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Although eating outside can be fun,<br \/>\nMy enjoyment is quickly undone<br \/>\nBy insects that join<br \/>\nTo dine on one&#8217;s loin.<br \/>\nJust one bite, and I&#8217;ll bug out and run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself! Tomorrow, August 31, is Eat Outside Day. Although eating outside can be fun, My enjoyment is quickly undone By insects that join To dine on one&#8217;s loin. Just one bite, and I&#8217;ll bug out and run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,76,42,1524,20],"tags":[3177,4578,412,328,1338,583,5012,1936,4918,4579],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33974"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33974"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33981,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33974\/revisions\/33981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}