{"id":33929,"date":"2015-08-27T17:03:58","date_gmt":"2015-08-27T21:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33929"},"modified":"2016-08-30T17:29:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-30T21:29:56","slug":"banana-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/27\/banana-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"For National Banana Lover&#8217;s Day, A  Limerick  (August 27)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/news.health.com\/2014\/08\/27\/health-benefits-of-bananas\/\">National Banana Lovers Day<\/a>, so here&#8217;s my requisite limerick: <\/p>\n<p>The smell of bananas is vile.<br \/>\nJust one hit of them raises my bile.<br \/>\nThey taste awful when green<br \/>\nAnd when ripened, obscene.<br \/>\nIn essence, they stink up the aisle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s National Banana Lovers Day, so here&#8217;s my requisite limerick: The smell of bananas is vile. Just one hit of them raises my bile. They taste awful when green And when ripened, obscene. In essence, they stink up the aisle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524,45],"tags":[3177,4577,4575,412,328,1732,4576,5012,786],"class_list":["post-33929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-shopping-humor","tag-august-holidays","tag-banana-lovers-day","tag-bananas-limerick","tag-food-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-fruit-limerick","tag-national-banana-lovers-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-supermarket-aisles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33929"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38209,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33929\/revisions\/38209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}