{"id":33912,"date":"2015-08-26T16:03:10","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T20:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33912"},"modified":"2015-08-26T16:56:57","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T20:56:57","slug":"dog-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/26\/dog-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"For National Dog Day, A 2-Verse Acrostic Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationaldogday.com\/\">National Dog Day<\/a>, a 2-Verse Acrostic Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p><strong>C<\/strong>anine friends are my subject today,<br \/>\n<strong>A<\/strong>nd I love to watch dogs on display,<br \/>\n<strong>N<\/strong>ever letting you down.<br \/>\n<strong>I<\/strong> can&#8217;t see why you&#8217;d frown<br \/>\n<strong>N<\/strong>ear a puppy that just wants to play.<\/p>\n<p><strong>E<\/strong>v&#8217;ry pooch needs a human to love.<br \/>\n(<strong>P<\/strong>eople swear they&#8217;re a gift from above.)<br \/>\n<strong>A<\/strong>lways loyal and sweet&#8211;<br \/>\n<strong>L<\/strong>ets you know: &#8220;Time to eat!&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>S<\/strong>o line up to adopt and don&#8217;t shove.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For National Dog Day, a 2-Verse Acrostic Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Canine friends are my subject today, And I love to watch dogs on display, Never letting you down. I can&#8217;t see why you&#8217;d frown Near a puppy that just wants to play. Ev&#8217;ry pooch needs a human to love. (People swear they&#8217;re a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2212,17,42,1524],"tags":[3685,2214,2797,775,3177,769,655,4573,5012,656],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33912"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33912"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33923,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33912\/revisions\/33923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}