{"id":33878,"date":"2015-08-24T16:32:28","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T20:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33878"},"modified":"2015-08-24T16:33:20","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T20:33:20","slug":"national-knife-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/24\/national-knife-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Knife Day!  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southwesttimes.com\/2015\/08\/national-knife-day-pays-tribute-to-the-blade\/\">National Knife Day<\/a>. (August 24)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Knife Day,&#8221; so celebrate knives.<br \/>\nGive that weapon\/utensil high fives.<br \/>\nBut don&#8217;t wave it aroun&#8217;.<br \/>\nKindly put that knife down<br \/>\nTo ensure that each rev&#8217;ler survives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Knife Day. (August 24) It&#8217;s &#8220;Knife Day,&#8221; so celebrate knives. Give that weapon\/utensil high fives. But don&#8217;t wave it aroun&#8217;. Kindly put that knife down To ensure that each rev&#8217;ler survives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524,4123],"tags":[3177,4572,4569,4568,5012,4571,4570,3712],"class_list":["post-33878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-weapons-humor","tag-august-holidays","tag-kitchen-humor","tag-knife-day","tag-national-knife-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-silverware-humor","tag-utensils","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33878"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33890,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33878\/revisions\/33890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}