{"id":33777,"date":"2015-08-20T17:29:33","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T21:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33777"},"modified":"2015-08-20T17:29:33","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T21:29:33","slug":"dance-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/20\/dance-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dance-Impaired Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dance-Impaired Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I never could dance as a juve,<br \/>\nAnd my ballroom moves never improve.<br \/>\nDespite rhythm to spare,<br \/>\nI just can&#8217;t seem to scare<br \/>\nUp a semblance of having a groove.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dance-Impaired Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I never could dance as a juve, And my ballroom moves never improve. Despite rhythm to spare, I just can&#8217;t seem to scare Up a semblance of having a groove.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[839,42],"tags":[4308,4997,4563],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33777"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33777"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33784,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33777\/revisions\/33784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}