{"id":33731,"date":"2015-08-18T16:21:02","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T20:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33731"},"modified":"2015-08-18T16:21:02","modified_gmt":"2015-08-18T20:21:02","slug":"bad-poetry-day-humor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/18\/bad-poetry-day-humor-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Bad Poetry Day (August 18)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To <a href=\"http:\/\/www.business2community.com\/blogging\/praise-bad-writing-0975982#!bFKM60\">&#8220;Bad Poetry Day&#8221;<\/a>  (3-Verse)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bad Poetry Day&#8221; is today,<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;d rather keep bad verse at bay.<br \/>\nWriting poorly on purpose<br \/>\nWould seem to usurp us<br \/>\nAnd lead to poetic decay.<\/p>\n<p>I contend that it&#8217;s hard to deny<br \/>\nWe write badly enough when we try<br \/>\nTo create something clever<br \/>\nOr sweet, or endeavor<br \/>\nTo craft something witty or wry.<\/p>\n<p>This very 3-verser of mine<br \/>\nProvides proof of my point.  Ev&#8217;ry line<br \/>\nShould be thrown in the can.<br \/>\nBut I just got a plan:<br \/>\nI shall claim that it&#8217;s bad by design.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To &#8220;Bad Poetry Day&#8221; (3-Verse) By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;Bad Poetry Day&#8221; is today, But I&#8217;d rather keep bad verse at bay. Writing poorly on purpose Would seem to usurp us And lead to poetic decay. I contend that it&#8217;s hard to deny We write badly enough when we try To create something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,69],"tags":[3177,3179,5012,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33731"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33731"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33752,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33731\/revisions\/33752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}