{"id":33618,"date":"2015-08-12T17:47:10","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T21:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33618"},"modified":"2015-08-12T18:11:20","modified_gmt":"2015-08-12T22:11:20","slug":"twitter-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/12\/twitter-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop Teasing Me, Twitter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stop Teasing Me, Twitter!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>For a moment, I&#8217;m thrilled at the news:<br \/>\n&#8220;Twitter&#8217;s ending our 140 blues.&#8221;<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m joyous too soon&#8211;<br \/>\nJust <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.twitter.com\/2015\/removing-the-140-character-limit-from-direct-messages\">DMs<\/a> get that boon.<br \/>\nTiny tweets will keep stifling my muse.<\/p>\n<p>(DM on Twitter refers to Direct Message, much like Private Messages on Facebook.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop Teasing Me, Twitter! By Madeleine Begun Kane For a moment, I&#8217;m thrilled at the news: &#8220;Twitter&#8217;s ending our 140 blues.&#8221; But I&#8217;m joyous too soon&#8211; Just DMs get that boon. Tiny tweets will keep stifling my muse. (DM on Twitter refers to Direct Message, much like Private Messages on Facebook.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,1831,237],"tags":[1179,4989,1176],"class_list":["post-33618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-social-media-humor","category-twitter-humor","tag-social-media-poetry","tag-twitter-humor","tag-twitter-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33618"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33628,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33618\/revisions\/33628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}