{"id":33365,"date":"2015-07-25T16:48:10","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T20:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33365"},"modified":"2015-07-25T16:48:10","modified_gmt":"2015-07-25T20:48:10","slug":"national-dance-day-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/07\/25\/national-dance-day-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Dance Day  &#8212; July 25 (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/dizzyfeetfoundation.org\/national-dance-day\/\">National Dance Day!<\/a> (last Saturday of July)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve learned that I&#8217;m taking a chance<br \/>\nWhenever I venture to dance<br \/>\nWith my husband, who&#8217;s wild;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll likely be piled<br \/>\nOn the floor  &#8212; never good for romance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Dance Day! (last Saturday of July) I&#8217;ve learned that I&#8217;m taking a chance Whenever I venture to dance With my husband, who&#8217;s wild; I&#8217;ll likely be piled On the floor &#8212; never good for romance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,839,42,1524],"tags":[840,4997,4545],"class_list":["post-33365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-dance-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-ballroom-dance","tag-dance-humor","tag-odd-holidays-july-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33365"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33376,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33365\/revisions\/33376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}