{"id":33298,"date":"2015-07-21T19:59:19","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T23:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33298"},"modified":"2015-07-21T19:59:19","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T23:59:19","slug":"lollipop-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/07\/21\/lollipop-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Lollipop Ode (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, July 20, was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gone-ta-pott.com\/national_lollipop_day.html\">National Lollipop Day<\/a>.  So here&#8217;s my belated limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Lollipop Ode (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a big lollipop fan;<br \/>\nThey suck, much like sugary bran,<br \/>\nThough a Tootsie Roll Pop<br \/>\nCan be tempting to swap<br \/>\nFor veggies or glop from a can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, July 20, was National Lollipop Day. So here&#8217;s my belated limerick: Lollipop Ode (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m not a big lollipop fan; They suck, much like sugary bran, Though a Tootsie Roll Pop Can be tempting to swap For veggies or glop from a can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,1524],"tags":[2339,2099,4540,4539,5012,4542,4541],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33298"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33298"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33308,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33298\/revisions\/33308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}