{"id":33189,"date":"2015-07-14T16:31:57","date_gmt":"2015-07-14T20:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=33189"},"modified":"2015-07-14T16:38:55","modified_gmt":"2015-07-14T20:38:55","slug":"pandemonium-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/07\/14\/pandemonium-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Pandemonium Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/pandemonium-day\/\">Pandemonium Day<\/a><br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Pandemonium Day has arrived,<br \/>\nA fete that sounds rather contrived,<br \/>\nBecause chaos surrounds us,<br \/>\nAbounds and confounds us.<br \/>\nSo don&#8217;t count on it being high-fived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Pandemonium Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Pandemonium Day has arrived, A fete that sounds rather contrived, Because chaos surrounds us, Abounds and confounds us. So don&#8217;t count on it being high-fived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,42,1524],"tags":[2734,2099,5012,4537],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33189"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33189"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33196,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33189\/revisions\/33196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}