Slovenly Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
A fellow whose shirt was all stained
\nSaw his lovely wife’s look — it was pained.
\n“You’re so messy with pasta,”
\nShe chided him. “Basta!
\nYou’re just like your dad — it’s ingrained.”<\/p>\n
UPDATE: National Pasta Day is October 17 and World Pasta Day is October 25.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Slovenly Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow whose shirt was all stained Saw his lovely wife’s look — it was pained. “You’re so messy with pasta,” She chided him. “Basta! You’re just like your dad — it’s ingrained.” UPDATE: National Pasta Day is October 17 and World Pasta Day is October 25.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,49,1059,13,120,37,41,42,2,1524,16],"tags":[801,4909,527,1541,599,1539,382,4902,3230,2094,5012,1540,5086],"class_list":["post-3309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-clumsiness-humor","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-fashion-humor","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-relationship-humor","tag-appearance-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-clothing-poem","tag-eating-limerick","tag-food-poem","tag-grooming-verse","tag-husband-wife-limerick","tag-marriage-humor","tag-national-pasta-day","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-sloppiness","tag-world-pasta-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3309"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39711,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions\/39711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}