{"id":330,"date":"2008-07-09T15:26:38","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T19:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/07\/09\/my-confession\/"},"modified":"2012-05-24T18:52:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T22:52:31","slug":"my-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/07\/09\/my-confession\/","title":{"rendered":"My Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Confession (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m married, but still like to date.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s good for my marriage &#8212; no, great!<br \/>\nNow don&#8217;t be perturbed<br \/>\nOr concerned or disturbed.<br \/>\nThe fellow I date is my mate.<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/marriage.html\">more of my marriage humor and verse here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> I&#8217;ve just learned that <a href=\"http:\/\/askmissa.com\/2012\/05\/22\/date-your-mate-month-ideas\/\">May is Date Your Mate Month.<\/a> Of course my husband Mark and I like to celebrate it all year round. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Confession (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m married, but still like to date. It&#8217;s good for my marriage &#8212; no, great! Now don&#8217;t be perturbed Or concerned or disturbed. The fellow I date is my mate. (You can find more of my marriage humor and verse here.) UPDATE: I&#8217;ve just learned that May is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,63,42,2,16],"tags":[3086,4949,590,591,589,2097],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-dating-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-relationship-humor","tag-date-your-mate-month","tag-dating-humor","tag-dating-poem","tag-funny-confessions","tag-marriage-verse","tag-may-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13941,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/13941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}