{"id":3296,"date":"2010-10-17T14:20:25","date_gmt":"2010-10-17T18:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3296"},"modified":"2010-10-17T14:20:25","modified_gmt":"2010-10-17T18:20:25","slug":"stomach-ache-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/10\/17\/stomach-ache-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t Stomach This Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t Stomach This Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow was feeling quite queasy,<br \/>\nAnd he blamed his five eggs over easy.<br \/>\nHe complained to the chef,<br \/>\nWho yelled out for a ref,<br \/>\nAnd now both men are queasy and wheezy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t Stomach This Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow was feeling quite queasy, And he blamed his five eggs over easy. He complained to the chef, Who yelled out for a ref, And now both men are queasy and wheezy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,41,23,122],"tags":[1533,1534,1532,328,149,283,683,1535],"class_list":["post-3296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","tag-chefs","tag-customers-humor","tag-fist-fights-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-health-limericks","tag-men","tag-restaurants","tag-upset-stomach-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3296"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3300,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296\/revisions\/3300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}