{"id":32958,"date":"2015-06-27T22:34:03","date_gmt":"2015-06-28T02:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32958"},"modified":"2015-06-27T22:50:56","modified_gmt":"2015-06-28T02:50:56","slug":"limerick-off-jerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/06\/27\/limerick-off-jerk\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick-Off Monday \u2013 Rhyme Word: JERK at the end of Line 1 or 2 or 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick using “JERK<\/strong>” at the end of Line 1 or Line 2 or Line 5. (Homonyms or homophones are fine.)<\/p>\n

The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner.<\/a>)<\/p>\n

How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week\u2019s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday at 10:00 p.m.<\/strong> (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s my limerick: <\/p>\n

A chef who had many a quirk
\nWould pretend to be simple, then smirk.
\nHe’d rant and he’d rave.
\nHe’d act chicken, then brave–
\nSeems the fellow was simply a jerk.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same rhyme word and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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