{"id":32804,"date":"2015-06-17T23:56:29","date_gmt":"2015-06-18T03:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32804"},"modified":"2015-06-17T23:56:29","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T03:56:29","slug":"tort-litigation-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/06\/17\/tort-litigation-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bugged Plaintiff (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Bugged Plaintiff (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Madame Blanche filed a claim with the court,<br \/>\nA complaint for intentional tort:<br \/>\n&#8220;As plainly depicted<br \/>\nDistress was inflicted&#8211;<br \/>\nMy old spouse should by now be quite mort.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Bugged Plaintiff (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Madame Blanche filed a claim with the court, A complaint for intentional tort: &#8220;As plainly depicted Distress was inflicted&#8211; My old spouse should by now be quite mort.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,48,10,42,2],"tags":[3381,146,996,4902,383,670],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32804"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32804"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32813,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32804\/revisions\/32813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}