{"id":32704,"date":"2015-06-10T18:20:31","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T22:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32704"},"modified":"2015-06-10T18:21:39","modified_gmt":"2015-06-10T22:21:39","slug":"iced-tea-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/06\/10\/iced-tea-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Tease Me With Teas (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Never Tease Me With Teas (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I never drink hot or iced tea.<br \/>\nI just bag it as naught but debris,<br \/>\nThough it might pack a punch<br \/>\nWere it spiked, say with brunch.<br \/>\nBut please leave out the tea-taste &#8212; that&#8217;s key!<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: While studying up on today&#8217;s holiday, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/sections\/thesalt\/2015\/06\/09\/412984583\/as-american-as-iced-tea-a-brief-sometimes-boozy-history\">National Iced Tea Day,<\/a> I was surprised to learn that tea in the U.S. was originally booze-laden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never Tease Me With Teas (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I never drink hot or iced tea. I just bag it as naught but debris, Though it might pack a punch Were it spiked, say with brunch. But please leave out the tea-taste &#8212; that&#8217;s key! NOTE: While studying up on today&#8217;s holiday, National Iced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[2784,1374,4521,2096,4520,544],"class_list":["post-32704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-drinking-humor","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-iced-tea","tag-june-holidays","tag-odd-holiday","tag-tea-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32704"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32716,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32704\/revisions\/32716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}