{"id":32569,"date":"2015-06-04T17:56:17","date_gmt":"2015-06-04T21:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32569"},"modified":"2025-06-06T14:53:51","modified_gmt":"2025-06-06T18:53:51","slug":"donut-day-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/06\/04\/donut-day-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy “National Donut Day” (1st Friday of June)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I swear I’m not making this headline up: “SI Swimsuit Models on National Donut Day.”<\/p>\n

Makes sense, cuz after all when you think “donuts,” you think “swimsuit models.”<\/p>\n

On the other hand, tomorrow (the first Friday in June) really is National Donut Day<\/a>. So I figured I’d celebrate with a somewhat more apt stereotype:<\/p>\n

“I am famished — need something to eat,”
\nSaid a cop who was walking the beat.
\n“My last donut was noon.
\nI need sustenance soon.
\nMake it something that’s sugar-replete.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I swear I’m not making this headline up: “SI Swimsuit Models on National Donut Day.” Makes sense, cuz after all when you think “donuts,” you think “swimsuit models.” On the other hand, tomorrow (the first Friday in June) really is National Donut Day. So I figured I’d celebrate with a somewhat more apt stereotype: “I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524,68],"tags":[1156,4515,412,2096,5012,1898],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32569"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32569"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48795,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32569\/revisions\/48795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}