{"id":325,"date":"2008-06-21T16:44:15","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T20:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/06\/21\/irreparable-poem\/"},"modified":"2009-08-17T00:42:59","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T04:42:59","slug":"irreparable-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/06\/21\/irreparable-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Irreparable Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Irreparable Poem<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m writing some verse about mending.<br \/>\nMy deadline is soon and unbending.<br \/>\nBut alas I can&#8217;t fix it<br \/>\nAnd may have to nix it.<br \/>\nMy problem? Can&#8217;t think of an ending.<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/sundayscribblings.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/116-happy-ending.html\">more endings here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Irreparable Poem By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m writing some verse about mending. My deadline is soon and unbending. But alas I can&#8217;t fix it And may have to nix it. My problem? Can&#8217;t think of an ending. (You can find more endings here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,69],"tags":[602,601,603],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-writing-humor","tag-editing-humor","tag-poetry-writing","tag-publishing-deadline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":878,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions\/878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}