{"id":32438,"date":"2015-05-27T15:56:37","date_gmt":"2015-05-27T19:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32438"},"modified":"2015-05-27T15:56:37","modified_gmt":"2015-05-27T19:56:37","slug":"coffee-erections-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/05\/27\/coffee-erections-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Erecting The Case For Coffee  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good news for men worried about ED &#8212; <a href=\" http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2015\/05\/26\/drink-coffee_n_7423720.html\">coffee&#8217;s<\/a> good for you:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>According to new research from The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston, men who drink the caffeine equivalent of two to three cups of coffee per day are less likely to have erectile dysfunction.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Erecting The Case For Coffee  (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear men, avoid pills and injections,<br \/>\nYet hold on to your manly erections:<br \/>\nDrinking coffee each day<br \/>\nDrives dysfunction away<br \/>\nAnd prevents disappointing defections.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good news for men worried about ED &#8212; coffee&#8217;s good for you: According to new research from The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston, men who drink the caffeine equivalent of two to three cups of coffee per day are less likely to have erectile dysfunction. Erecting The Case For Coffee (Limerick) By [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2413,41,23,122,42],"tags":[2411,546,817,545,600,4511,4512,4513,149,2621],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32438"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32438"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32456,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32438\/revisions\/32456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}