{"id":32350,"date":"2015-05-21T16:48:12","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T20:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32350"},"modified":"2015-05-21T16:52:43","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T20:52:43","slug":"waitstaff-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/05\/21\/waitstaff-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Tip (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holiday Tip (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m presenting a holiday tip.<br \/>\nNo it&#8217;s not what you think. Get a grip!<br \/>\nIt is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalwaitstaffday.com\/\">Waitstaff Day.<\/a>  See?<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll agree<br \/>\nThat those folks deserve more than this quip.<\/p>\n<p>(National Waitstaff Day &#8212; May 21)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holiday Tip (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m presenting a holiday tip. No it&#8217;s not what you think. Get a grip! It is Waitstaff Day. See? And I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll agree That those folks deserve more than this quip. (National Waitstaff Day &#8212; May 21)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524,869],"tags":[412,328,2097,3629,5012,622,4120],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32350"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32350"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32361,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32350\/revisions\/32361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}