{"id":32313,"date":"2015-05-20T18:40:12","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T22:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32313"},"modified":"2022-12-05T16:59:36","modified_gmt":"2022-12-05T20:59:36","slug":"denim-jeans-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/05\/20\/denim-jeans-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Panting To Wear Jeans (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find jeans to be patently uncomfortable. But I&#8217;m dutifully celebrating the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.history.com\/this-day-in-history\/levi-strauss-and-jacob-davis-receive-patent-for-blue-jeans\">birthday of its patent<\/a> &#8212; granted to Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis on May 20th, 1873:<\/p>\n<p>Call them denims or jeans &#8212; I don&#8217;t care&#8211;<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s one garment I simply won&#8217;t wear.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t buy the appeal<br \/>\nOf its look or its feel,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;d rather go naked. Don&#8217;t stare!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>National Blue Jeans Day falls on December 5th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find jeans to be patently uncomfortable. But I&#8217;m dutifully celebrating the birthday of its patent &#8212; granted to Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis on May 20th, 1873: Call them denims or jeans &#8212; I don&#8217;t care&#8211; That&#8217;s one garment I simply won&#8217;t wear. I don&#8217;t buy the appeal Of its look or its feel, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[37,2693,42,1524,68],"tags":[6538,5013,2092,4505,3405,4931,5026,2063,4507,3404,4506,5012,1206],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32313"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32313"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46686,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32313\/revisions\/46686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}