{"id":3227,"date":"2010-10-11T17:25:14","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T21:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3227"},"modified":"2012-08-13T14:04:17","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T18:04:17","slug":"southpaw-underwear-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/10\/11\/southpaw-underwear-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook pal and Limerick-Off regular Peter Metrinko pointed me to this article about a fashion breakthrough &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newstopics\/howaboutthat\/6222233\/Left-handed-underwear-for-men.html\">underwear for left-handed men.<\/a>  Needless to say, I felt compelled to celebrate southpaw undies with a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>You left-handed men, there&#8217;s good news:<br \/>\nSouthpaw undies &#8212; much handier to use.<br \/>\nWhen you visit the loo<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a bit less to do.<br \/>\nBut please don&#8217;t the priv&#8217;lege abuse.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong>  August 13th is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holidayinsights.com\/other\/lefthand.htm\">Left Hander&#8217;s Day<\/a>. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook pal and Limerick-Off regular Peter Metrinko pointed me to this article about a fashion breakthrough &#8212; underwear for left-handed men. Needless to say, I felt compelled to celebrate southpaw undies with a limerick: Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear By Madeleine Begun Kane You left-handed men, there&#8217;s good news: Southpaw undies &#8212; much handier to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,42,45],"tags":[3177,527,1517,1518,629,1519,166,1715],"class_list":["post-3227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fashion-humor","category-limericks","category-shopping-humor","tag-august-holidays","tag-clothing-poem","tag-left-handed-underwear","tag-mens-fashion","tag-shopping-verse","tag-southpaws","tag-undergarments","tag-underwear-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3227"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15499,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3227\/revisions\/15499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}