{"id":32137,"date":"2015-05-06T18:43:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T22:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=32137"},"modified":"2015-05-06T18:43:20","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T22:43:20","slug":"windows-os-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/05\/06\/windows-os-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Window Into My Guilt  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Window Into My Guilt  (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re sure to encounter frustration<br \/>\nWith laptops, when spilling libation:<br \/>\nYour computer won&#8217;t thrive,<br \/>\nYou may lose your hard drive,<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll likely face defenestration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Window Into My Guilt (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane You&#8217;re sure to encounter frustration With laptops, when spilling libation: Your computer won&#8217;t thrive, You may lose your hard drive, And you&#8217;ll likely face defenestration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,1059,15,42,3],"tags":[2675,5005,1064,2700,4502,2784,1374,1474,4504,4903,4503],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32137"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32137"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32144,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32137\/revisions\/32144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}