National Beverage Day<\/a>—
\nThe vaguest of days, you might say,
\nCuz your options are fluid;
\nEach bev’rage will do it.
\nDrink anything — scotch the bouquet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to National Beverage Day (May 6) By Madeleine Begun Kane It’s National Beverage Day— The vaguest of days, you might say, Cuz your options are fluid; Each bev’rage will do it. Drink anything — scotch the bouquet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4501,2675,1374,2097,4500,5012],"class_list":["post-32127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-beverage-day","tag-beverages","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-may-holidays","tag-national-beverage-day","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32127"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40360,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32127\/revisions\/40360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}