{"id":32,"date":"2006-09-15T01:20:45","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T05:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/15\/ode-to-the-segway-scooter\/"},"modified":"2010-09-27T16:05:19","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T20:05:19","slug":"ode-to-the-segway-scooter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/15\/ode-to-the-segway-scooter\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To The Segway Scooter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;s this for a corporate nightmare? Every Segway Personal Transporter ever manufactured has been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/technology\/2006\/09\/14\/segway-scooter-recall-tech-consumer-cx_pk_0914segway.html\">recalled due to a &#8220;software glitch in the scooters that can make riders fall.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This recall calls out for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think? So here&#8217;s my Ode To The Segway Scooter:<\/p>\n<p>The maker of scooters called Segway<br \/>\nHas recalled them from road, walk, and hedgeway.<br \/>\nTheir software&#8217;s quite galling.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s prone to cause falling.<br \/>\nNow lawyers have fresh &#8220;we allege&#8221; prey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;s this for a corporate nightmare? Every Segway Personal Transporter ever manufactured has been recalled due to a &#8220;software glitch in the scooters that can make riders fall.&#8221; This recall calls out for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think? So here&#8217;s my Ode To The Segway Scooter: The maker of scooters called Segway Has recalled them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,15,10,25,42,8,30,19,3],"tags":[1483,4913,997,4908,996,540,1485,1478,1484,1482,1479,1480,1477,1481,4903],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3144,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/3144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}