{"id":3198,"date":"2010-10-04T23:20:24","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T03:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3198"},"modified":"2013-10-04T15:20:05","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T19:20:05","slug":"national-vodka-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/10\/04\/national-vodka-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Vodka Day &#8212; October 4th!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow!  It&#8217;s almost midnight on October 4th.  And that means I almost missed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalvodkaday.com\/\">National Vodka Day<\/a>.  Must celebrate with a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Happy Vodka Day!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Which liquor&#8217;s remembered today?<br \/>\nNot tequila or rum or Lillet.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m afraid you don&#8217;t win<br \/>\nIf you guess that it&#8217;s gin,<br \/>\nCuz it&#8217;s vodka. Start pouring, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow! It&#8217;s almost midnight on October 4th. And that means I almost missed National Vodka Day. Must celebrate with a limerick: Happy Vodka Day! By Madeleine Begun Kane Which liquor&#8217;s remembered today? Not tequila or rum or Lillet. I&#8217;m afraid you don&#8217;t win If you guess that it&#8217;s gin, Cuz it&#8217;s vodka. Start pouring, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,41,33,42,1524],"tags":[1375,4957,600,4927,1508,3864,2094,5012,1507,1509,1505],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3198"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22656,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198\/revisions\/22656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}