{"id":317,"date":"2008-05-16T16:16:27","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T20:16:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/05\/16\/threefer-haiku\/"},"modified":"2009-08-17T01:16:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T05:16:41","slug":"threefer-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/05\/16\/threefer-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Threefer Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Impulse purchases<br \/>\nliberate you from your cash,<br \/>\nbetray your self-worth.<\/p>\n<p>(Sometimes I like to challenge myself by using several prompts at once, and today&#8217;s a threefer:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/writersisland.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/15\/prompt-link-impulse\/\">&#8220;impulse,&#8221; &#8220;betrayal,&#8221; and &#8220;liberation,&#8221;<\/a> all courtesy of Writers Island. And speaking of writing prompts, I&#8217;ve just posted a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/05\/16\/this-is-a-warning-limerick-haiku-prompt\/\">new one whose theme is &#8220;warning&#8221; and\/or &#8220;caution.&#8221;<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update: <\/strong>My husband Mark (who seems to be turning into a poet) read my haiku and almost immediately came up with his own.\u00a0 I must confess that I like his better:<\/p>\n<p>That impulse buy &#8212;<br \/>\nbetrayal of frugality.<br \/>\nAh &#8230; liberation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impulse purchases liberate you from your cash, betray your self-worth. (Sometimes I like to challenge myself by using several prompts at once, and today&#8217;s a threefer:\u00a0&#8220;impulse,&#8221; &#8220;betrayal,&#8221; and &#8220;liberation,&#8221; all courtesy of Writers Island. And speaking of writing prompts, I&#8217;ve just posted a new one whose theme is &#8220;warning&#8221; and\/or &#8220;caution.&#8221;) Update: My husband Mark [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,99,8,45],"tags":[630,628,629],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":891,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions\/891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}