Use Your Noodles, Guys! (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
A fellow with oodles of cash
\nMet a slut at a dog-lovers bash.
\nShe’d borrowed a poodle.
\nHer target? His boodle.
\nTheir canoodling was pricey and rash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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